tonight, a new herman cain ad goes viral. inst it. [ laughter ] ets ate backer. i was totally into tsold out. [ laughter ] and my guest susan saladoff hasmentary aboute par-boiled my nut-sac can find.hat's where he should [ laughter ] this is "the colbert report."tral plause ) [chee much welcome to the report, thank you for joining us.lause]if there are audience i'd like to say a big [speaking russian] nati of apple. i'm ae first to have e it's cool. [ laughter ] so of course, line to buy the big new steve just yes but now that i have it, and isrespect to mr. jobs, it is a huge disappointment. [

nothing. nothing.own, it doesn't re-orient. it just stays -- find where i put my headphones in. tell me about steve jobs. where is thething! [ laughter ] version. folks like many americans i've been swept up by a category 5 [ laughter ] he's the washingtofraid to say the things the nation needs to hear and then can't believe it just heard. things like "let's electrocute mexicans" or "i'm leading in the polls." [ laughter ] and the latest cbs/new york times/taco bell poll has c 25% beating mitt romney at 21%. why?f theories out there. some say it's c experience, some sa it's just that he's not mitt [ laughter ] others point to the fact tmitt romney i whatever the reason, cain's a rebel whose campaign has now he's released another addoes not play by the rules.

january i've had the privilege of being chief of staff to he we've run a campaign like no bod but then again, america's never seen a candidate like herman cain.ouo get involved. because together we can do this, we can take this country back. ♪ am america ♪ ♪ one voice ♪ i am america ♪ ♪ one voice ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: wow, something about that g [ laughter ] [coughing] i can't put finger though. [ laughter ] of c wetters the nerd it. >> it means disaster. i don't understand why the campaign manager is in a commercial. i don't understand the cigarette. i don't understand the mrstand the logic behind this. sense whatsoever.urself in the foot. >> stephen: that's stupid, he'smself in the foot. in the lungs. [ laughter ]

ng message that herman cain doesn't t the president of flavor country. [ laughter ] but fox news host and alfredterest megyn kelly proved she gets it whend. >> were you trying to appeal to folks who are out there living real lives-- working the farm, working in detroit, that kind of-- as opposed to the east media circles who shun smokingd sort of real american things?: yes, there's nothingrettes, the carcinogen of wayne, the marlboro man. [ laugh ] [ laughter ] that can't be go. -- that lock the doors. tragedy today at the colbert report. [ laughter ] well, i was so inspired by the way herman cain's ad sticks it to the east and west coast elites that i've made mine own --

own -- [cheers and applause] [ laug i -- i thinkcotine has tongue. i was so impressed made ads ofwn. ♪ ♪ >> mike kilpatrick here and it'sibly privilege to be strateg the campaign. i believe hermanrica's greatness. won't you me? ♪ america, one voice ♪ [cheers and applause] deborah ulrich, i'm herman cain's personal assistant. no one has ever had vision for america like herman share our vision. ♪ am ve iew nighted we >> i'm t romano, i do herman cain's taxes united we ♪ i am america ♪ >> stephen: powerful stuff. powerful stuff.lks, the best part of

no, the best part is the 8 seconds it takes for herman cain to smile. [ laughter ] oh yeah. and i can understand why he's smiling. i mean listen to that song he's rocking to. jimmy uve nd so can you." well, hermie, i'm flattered,y book. in that his campaign is mostly about selling his book.man, i know it says "and so can you" but you can't just say you're america and so can [ laughter ] you have to come on my show. wice sir. i'm o my shoaccept my challenge of a slow [ laughter ] xgj here's a little taste. go. ♪ i am america ♪ ♪ voice united we stand ♪ i ♪ one voice --

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ingredien ice cream. there has to be an explanation >> i don't think he's out there flogging his flavor the way you're flogging your flavor. if he mping up sale stephen: what? [ laughter ] not as much as back in collegecan still pump my sales. latch laugh. [ laughter ] nation, we must regain our place atop the ice cream mountain.i want everyone in the colbertion to make americone dreamat of choice. your birthday, give it out at halloween. [ laughter ] i don'tven care if you eat it. use it to grease door h [ laughter ] and yes, all my ice cream's proceeds go to charity, b hell with the needy. i am doing this to kick jimmy falon's ass. [cheers and applause] by the wa [ laugh [cheers and applaus ♪ she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes... ♪ ♪ when she comes. ♪ ♪ custom spoi♪ ♪ all know that it's kevin's awesome car. ♪

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aay in her life.r bills were mcdonalds offered $ penny. she t went the verdict, it was two dfee sales ofudge reduced it and smaller nobody knows that because she was subject torder butt. >> stephen: why could they set the cases? and silent but the corporations they are they not. er again about thereare crazy lawsuits because they want ople to broken the system is broke willing t it which only gives corpor >> stephen: corporations n the money because they are job [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> stephen: thankhow can corporations be put on trial supposed to have a jury of your spears? >> yeah.hen a corporation ed by and pizza hut. interesting our peers? the jury.rs the amendment they remember 2nd constitutional right to have trial by by tax on damages, by t clauses, by alleform which is -- shoulde tort deformonal righ wrongdoughers accountable. applause]e.

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